NEEEEEEEEEEJJJJJJ!!

I came home to eat lunch, cause I am too cheap to eat lunch out. I popped on the TV while enjoying my peanut-butter and jelly sandwich (tonight I am having canned green beans and a frozen vegetarian eggroll, for all those that doubt my essential Americanness!).

Not much on, but "Queer Eye for the Straight Guy" is on. Generally this show bugs me because its constructive in a negative way, but today I am tossing a flag! This "straight guy" is really just a queer guy without a queer eye I think...I think its a scam, this guy is playing straight in order to get new furniture and clothes.

I am not sure how I feel about this...I guess more power to him. I want them to come buy me new clothes too, but I do not want to be on TV and I do not need new furniture. Ha! He is crying again because they bought him a new line of shaving cream! Oh geez...tonight they are taking him out to something called "speed-dating" where you spend three minutes with like a dozen girls in some place like a bar or something. I am firmly against this.

I absolutely hate these gimmicks towards recreating the humanity in our species. "Ok, you need a social element, 19 hours a day on the computer is not working, we got this thing where in three minutes you can talk to another human being!!!" What is WRONG with people! Its like a never-ending sympton to our disease in the stream of stupid remedies we concoct! Ok, I have to go watch the queer guy with a straight eye pretend he is interested in these girls three minutes at a time!