Prozac Nation

I have noticed a disturbing trend lately. The tone of these emails has taken a bit too chipper a turn for my liking. Consequently, I am so content that its making me queasy...when I get happy I am reflexive enough to take a step back and say "so this is it, this is all fulfillment takes?" That depresses me...being happy is more of a downer than being unhappy...its a slyly dangerous state! But fear not, as I begin to swim through the paperwork and bureaucracy of trying to stay here and descend into poverty I will be back to my old ways :) Exploring my options I think from now on it may be wisest to get married to somebody when I want to move there and get a divorce when I am ready to leave...less hassle.

Single White Male Looking for a Visa:
I am willing to provide anything but human companionship and money, I am something slightly more or less than human and I do not have money. Currently I am employed as a well-educated professional deadbeat. My prospects are slim, but we are all going to the same place in the end anyway so who is keeping count. I would offer references, but my most recent relationships have been with the works slightly off-kilter dead German philosophers. I was able to maintain a steady relationship with the critical philosophy of Immanuel Kant though...that did not really end so well...I left his work for King Lear and Zarathustra...have not really been the same since.